Monday Pun Day Fun Day


Bronwyn and Zoe, Cool Pun Pals

Welcome, all readers! We will be posting a weekly pun page with an assortment of puns! Make sure to check it out!

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Chicken Pun Monday

Don’t worry!  These puns are eggcellent for you and your friends!


What do you get when you cross a chicken and an alarm? 

                  – An alarm cluck


Why are you ignoring me?

                   – I’m feeling a little scrambled.


What do you get when you give a chicken gunpowder? 

                    – It lays a grenegg.


What do you call chickens who go on a safari?

                    – Eggsplorers


How does a chicken leave the highway?

                     – With an egg-sit 


Oops! I forgot about my homework!

– Better get crack-a-lackin