Lizzie Olivier, Editor

So you thought you knew Rudolph, eh? Well, you are very, very, very wrong. This is…


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Remember that evil magician man in “Frosty the Snowman” who tried to steal Frosty’s magical Alive Now™ hat? Professor Hinkle? Well, guess what… THAT WAS RUDOLPH!!!

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See, here’s what happened. Santa found Professor Hinkle after his failed attempt to get Frosty’s magical Alive Now™ hat and asked him one huge, important, life changing question: “Are you very, very sorry?” 

Professor Hinkle answered with an, “Eh, I guess.”

Santa smiled his big smile and said, “Well, GREAT!!! You sound SO sorry that I will offer you a spot pulling my sleigh for 12 hours the night before Christmas every year eating only carrots… FOR FREE!!!!!!!! THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME!!!!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” Professor Hinkle screamed, but it was too late. Santa had already transformed him into a reindeer. And, he wasn’t even a normal reindeer.  Santa had to make him the one reindeer in the entire universe with a GLOWING NOSE. Santa must have a weird sense of humor.

From that day forward, Professor Hinkle pulled Santa’s sleigh every night before Christmas after eating nothing but carrots along with all of the other reindeer, who were escaped convicts from Alcatraz.